Get ready to laugh out loud and witness a night of wild twists, cheeky antics, and theatrical mayhem! ACTS Community Theatre presents Old Actors Never Die… They Simply Lose the Plot — a riotous farce bursting with eccentric characters, outrageous situations, and unpredictable surprises.
Set in a lavish retirement hotel for seasoned stage stars, three dramatic divas find their peaceful lives turned upside down when their roguish ex-husband reappears. But he’s not alone — tangled up with none other than the mother of a Russian mafia boss, this charming cad sets off a storm of misunderstandings, mischief, and mistaken identities!
The drama escalates as the vengeful son seeks retribution, believing his mother has been dishonoured by the suave “English Casanova.” Meanwhile, an unexpected romantic spark between a flamboyant friend and the sultry Irina — the mafia boss’s mysterious employee — adds an exotic flair to the chaos. It’s cheeky, it’s clever, and it’s completely unmissable.
Old Actors Never Die… They Simply Lose the Plot is a delightfully madcap comedy that will keep you guessing (and giggling) from start to finish. Whether you’re a fan of classic farce or just in need of a good laugh, this production delivers the perfect night out.
Tickets are only €10, with proceeds supporting local charities. Enjoy a drink, join the raffle, and settle in for a comedy treat.
San Fulgencio, Cardinal Beluga Theatre
May 8th, 9th & 10th
Show starts at 7:30pm | Ample parking available
Get your tickets from:
- Majik Mobiles, Benijofar – 688 705 525
- The Post Room, Benijofar – 966 712 382
- The Treasure Chest, Quesada – 966 718 100
- Oasis Bar, San Luis – 965 270 506
- Debra Charity Shop, La Marina – 616 076 072
- Cards & More, La Marina – 966 790 954
- The Card Place, Benimar – 966 713 266
- The Post Box, Doña Pepa – 966 717 156
Or reserve by email: actstheatre@icloud.com
Tel: 631 940 295
Don’t miss your chance to see what happens when old actors and mobsters collide — it’s a comedy you won’t forget!
