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You Can't be Serious

“You Can’t be Serious” is a series of short stories written by Bernie Comaskey.

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We all have them in our head; short sayings or words of wisdom covering the situation in which we or the person we are talking to finds ourselves in

You Can’t Be Serious – Useful old (and not so old) popular sayings.

Bernie Comaskey - 07/03/2025

I am not an honest man: Let us get that fact straight out in the open – before we start taking a look at you!

You Can’t Be Serious – I am not an honest man!

More than half the cars sold in Ireland today are too big for the minimum permitted parking spaces and even if successfully navigated into a standard parking space, it is virtually impossible to open doors without hitting the car in the next space.

You Can’t Be Serious – Big cars are a total waste of space and money.

Storm Eowyn created the worst storm havoc of all time across our country.

My Daddy’s part in the Rural Electrification of Ireland!

‘What’s that you just called me …?’

‘What’s that you just called me …?’

You Can’t Be Serious – No broken relationship is beyond mending

Bernie Comaskey - 13/04/2022 0

You Can’t be Serious - Is YCBS a ‘common’ column …?

You Can’t be Serious – Is YCBS a ‘common’ column …?

Bernie Comaskey - 07/04/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious - My final plan …

You Can’t Be Serious – My final plan …

Bernie Comaskey - 02/04/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Now, I just want to be Immature...

Bernie Comaskey - 18/03/2022 0

Magpies Friendly Fire

You Can’t Be Serious – The Battle of the Sexes …

Bernie Comaskey - 10/03/2022 0

Pete and I hit it off from the word go, both as partners and friends.

You Can’t be serious – ‘The nearest thing to one of...

Bernie Comaskey - 03/03/2022 0

‘Crossing the Railroad on a bicycle …’

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Crossing the Railroad on a bicycle...

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You Can’t Be Serious - All is not well in speaking well of the dead

You Can’t Be Serious – All is not well in speaking well...

Bernie Comaskey - 17/02/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious – The sensuality of a sustained sudsy...

Bernie Comaskey - 10/02/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious - ‘As soon as I get straightened out …’

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘As soon as I get straightened out...

Bernie Comaskey - 03/02/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Taking another run at life

Bernie Comaskey - 27/01/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious - Choose your Battles Wisely

You Can’t Be Serious – Choose your Battles Wisely

Bernie Comaskey - 20/01/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious - Sleep is nature’s greatest gift

You Can’t Be Serious – Sleep is nature’s greatest gift

Bernie Comaskey - 13/01/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious - Diary of a Country Publican

You Can’t Be Serious – Diary of a Country Publican

Bernie Comaskey - 31/12/2021 0

You Can’t Be Serious - Living means forever in Season

You Can’t Be Serious – Living means forever in Season

Bernie Comaskey - 17/12/2021 0

You Can’t Be Serious - The other Christmas

You Can’t Be Serious – The other Christmas

Bernie Comaskey - 10/12/2021 0

You Can’t Be Serious - The universal language of body-language

You Can’t Be Serious – The universal language of body-language

Bernie Comaskey - 03/12/2021 0

You Can’t Be Serious - ‘I made a mistake …’

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘I made a mistake …’

Bernie Comaskey - 26/11/2021 0

You Can’t Be Serious - Hard work did kill somebody

You Can’t Be Serious – Hard work did kill somebody

Bernie Comaskey - 16/11/2021 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Music feeds more than love

Bernie Comaskey - 07/11/2021 0

Poster from the New York Metro

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Courtesy is Contagious.’

Bernie Comaskey - 29/10/2021 0

You Can’t Be Serious - When ‘The Show’ came to Drumcree

You Can’t Be Serious – When ‘The Show’ came to Drumcree

Bernie Comaskey - 23/10/2021 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Loneliness is the silent killer

Bernie Comaskey - 17/10/2021 0

Bernie Comaskey - You cant be serious

You Can’t Be Serious – Voices from beyond …

Bernie Comaskey - 09/10/2021 0

You Can’t Be Serious - Happiness is …

You Can’t Be Serious – Happiness is …

Bernie Comaskey - 03/10/2021 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Of Priests, Prayers and Pistrogues’.

Bernie Comaskey - 18/09/2021 0

You Can’t Be Serious - It all Depends on how you ‘Sir Him…’

You Can’t Be Serious – It all Depends on how you ‘Sir...

Bernie Comaskey - 10/09/2021 0

You Can´t Be Serious – Being different does make a difference

Bernie Comaskey - 03/09/2021 0

You Can’t Be Serious – A timely Reminder …

Bernie Comaskey - 26/08/2021 0

You Can’t Be Serious – We are now the second-fattest people in...

Bernie Comaskey - 20/08/2021 0

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