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Parking the car some distance from your destination also ensures you exercise your brain trying to remember where it is!

You don’t need to train like an Olympian to be fit...

Bernie Comaskey - 29/01/2026 0

Stop worrying; we are all going to be OK, we are all going to be grand.

‘This land is your land; this land is my land …’

Bernie Comaskey - 18/11/2025 0

The deliverer of two marietta biscuits asked casually; ‘what are you writing about this week?’ ‘Snoring’, I replied. Her immediate acidy response interfered with my tranquillity; ‘By God, mention me and you’re dead!’

The secret lives of serial snorers…

Bernie Comaskey - 25/09/2025 0

‘Going to the cinema’ is still a big treat. Mind you, the cinema of today is a very different picture to where I watched my first film.

‘Going to the pictures …’

Bernie Comaskey - 12/09/2025 0

The elephant, weighing perhaps six tons, is the largest animal on earth. Yet this favourite of creatures is one of the most gentle and caring beings on the planet.

Big beasts don’t have to be brutes

Bernie Comaskey - 14/08/2025 0

Mark’s hand shot up like a rocket: ‘Sss …Shi ….Shiv …an … Siobhan w…w… will n.n.. know …!’

Have you built your bunker yet?

Bernie Comaskey - 24/07/2025 0

Sharing several short and shocking shaving stories …

Sharing several short and shocking shaving stories …

Bernie Comaskey - 11/07/2025 0

The problem of names is multiplied for me due to the fact that a couple of generations have grown up behind me. I expect other people’s children to remain as I have last seen them … and they don’t!

Everyone should have to wear a name-tag!

Bernie Comaskey - 08/05/2025 0

You Can’t Be Serious

Bernie Comaskey - 27/03/2025 0

Has anybody said it to you yet? ‘There is a bit of a stretch in the evenings already’ … or some other combination of those words with the same message?

‘There’s a bit of a stretch in the evenings …’

Bernie Comaskey - 08/01/2025 0

You Can’t Be Serious – So what is the difference between...

Bernie Comaskey - 25/09/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Me and Jobber McGrath!

Bernie Comaskey - 22/08/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Are we the happiest people of...

Bernie Comaskey - 14/08/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious

Bernie Comaskey - 31/07/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious

Bernie Comaskey - 25/07/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Not being dealt a good hand...

Bernie Comaskey - 12/06/2024 0

Watch

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Stop saving the good china …’

Bernie Comaskey - 04/06/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – I feel like the missing groom...

Bernie Comaskey - 30/05/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – The people won’t be fooled …

Bernie Comaskey - 22/05/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Just a few clothes to be...

Bernie Comaskey - 18/05/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘While I think of it …’

Bernie Comaskey - 23/04/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – I have found a whole new...

Bernie Comaskey - 09/04/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Is this proposed law driving a...

Bernie Comaskey - 03/04/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘When God made them, he matched...

Bernie Comaskey - 26/03/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘The apple doesn’t fall too far...

Bernie Comaskey - 13/03/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Trying to keep it clean …

Bernie Comaskey - 20/02/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Tis justa bitta sport’?

Bernie Comaskey - 13/02/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious ‘Let them at it’, says God

Bernie Comaskey - 06/02/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Living through old age is a...

Bernie Comaskey - 23/01/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Better still to be born lucky...

Bernie Comaskey - 16/01/2024 0

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