Do You Mean that Literally?
Waiting for a bus, I'm burning to death in this heat. To make matters worse, I'm dying of thirst. And I'm so hungry I...
Words All in a Jumble
Some of us can develop vaccines, others can unscramble anagrams. I can't develop vaccines.
When my beloved schoolteacher Mrs McInnes explained that an anagram was...
No Man is an Island — Or Not Yet…
We each carry a whole world inside our head, apparently, which sounds like it might give you a sore neck, but I don't think...
We Could Go On Shopping Forever
You would think being dead might severely limit a person's shopping habits. As well as most of their other vital functions. But no. Or...
Avoid Dustpans if You Can
I find myself scouring the skies lately with my powerful contact lenses. I've begun behaving like an escaped jailbird with the law in pursuit. ...
