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The greatest example of a profession attracting candidates totally ill-equipped for the job is that of a referee – and I include all sporting pursuits here.

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘If God meant him to be a referee, he wouldn’t be wearing glasses!’

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Maybe you are the ‘other half’ to the other half?

Maybe you are the ‘other half’ to the other half?

“Try turning me off and then back on again … it works for everything else!”

You Can’t Be Serious

You Can’t Be Serious

The comics would be clearly identifiable when postman, Joe Masterson, stopped at our gate.

You Can’t Be Serious

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘We’ll meet in Purgatory! …’

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Put down that phone …

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Drilling, filling and billing – and no killing!

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You Can’t Be Serious – A newspaper is a circulating library …

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You Can’t Be Serious - [Dis]cushions concerning a crowded couch …

You Can’t Be Serious – [Dis]cushions concerning a crowded couch …

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You Can’t Be Serious. Now why didn’t I think of that mistake…!

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You Can’t Be Serious - ‘The best little country in the world …’

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘The best little country in the world...

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Disappearing cashpoints NEW

You can’t be Serious – The card is the new king …

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When Tinkers were time-honoured.

You Can’t Be Serious – When Tinkers were time-honoured.

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You Can’t Be Serious - Should coloured weather warnings be black-carded?

You Can’t Be Serious – Should coloured weather warnings be black-carded?

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‘Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face …’

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Don’t cut off your nose to spite...

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You Can’t Be Serious - Bangers and cash beats boastful and flash. …

You Can’t Be Serious – Bangers and cash beats boastful and flash....

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You Can’t Be Serious - It’s a long, long way from Clare to Mar A Lago

You Can’t Be Serious – It’s a long, long way from Clare...

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‘On the one hand, and then on the other hand …’

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘On the one hand, and then...

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You Can’t Be Serious – McCarthyism is not the final solution …

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You Can’t Be Serious - ‘Complainer’s Corner …’

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Complainer’s Corner …’

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You Can’t Be Serious – Don’t always take the short cut …

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You Can’t Be Serious - Ray and Luke have soared above the heights of Sport.

You Can’t Be Serious – Ray and Luke have soared above the...

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You Can’t Be Serious – The Lads get Organised …

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Is Ireland being strangled by Rules and Regulations?

You Can’t Be Serious – Is Ireland being strangled by Rules and...

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You Can’t Be Serious - The Home-alone Husband …

You Can’t Be Serious – The Home-alone Husband …

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You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Come on The Lakers …!’

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Customer service desk

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Everything counts …’

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You Can’t Be Serious - ‘Too sweet to be wholesome …’

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Too sweet to be wholesome …’

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You Can’t Be Serious – Maybe it isn’t “better to travel than...

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You Can’t Be Serious - The Heart of the Matter …

You Can’t Be Serious – The Heart of the Matter …

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For the record, Nigel certainly looked the part last week and his suit did him justice too!

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘The Wedding …’

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Life is just one big Haka!

You Can’t Be Serious – Life is just one big Haka!

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You Can’t Be Serious - Let’s hear it for the Humble Hen …!

You Can’t Be Serious – Let’s hear it for the Humble Hen...

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You Can’t Be Serious – Curtail your [UN]Social Media …

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