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“You can’t be serious” is a column written by Bernie Comaskey.

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You Can’t Be Serious

Bernie Comaskey - 27/03/2025

The comics would be clearly identifiable when postman, Joe Masterson, stopped at our gate.

You Can’t Be Serious

I read in a newspaper last week that retail businesses cannot hold staff due to the level of customer abuse from ‘entitled’ members of the public.

You Can’t Be Serious – No, the Customer is NOT always right!

We all have them in our head; short sayings or words of wisdom covering the situation in which we or the person we are talking to finds ourselves in

You Can’t Be Serious – Useful old (and not so old) popular sayings.

I am not an honest man: Let us get that fact straight out in the open – before we start taking a look at you!

You Can’t Be Serious – I am not an honest man!

Storm Eowyn created the worst storm havoc of all time across our country.

My Daddy’s part in the Rural Electrification of Ireland!

Bernie Comaskey - 31/01/2025 0

‘What’s that you just called me …?’

‘What’s that you just called me …?’

Bernie Comaskey - 16/01/2025 0

Has anybody said it to you yet? ‘There is a bit of a stretch in the evenings already’ … or some other combination of those words with the same message?

‘There’s a bit of a stretch in the evenings …’

Bernie Comaskey - 08/01/2025 0

‘Twas the night before Christmas …

Bernie Comaskey - 19/12/2024 0

Keeping you abreast of the fashion world …

Keeping you abreast of the fashion world …

Staff Reporter - 04/12/2024 0

‘Get them hands out of yar pockets!’

‘Get them hands out of yar pockets!’

Staff Reporter - 12/10/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – So what is the difference between...

Bernie Comaskey - 25/09/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Me and Jobber McGrath!

Bernie Comaskey - 22/08/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Are we the happiest people of...

Bernie Comaskey - 14/08/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious

Bernie Comaskey - 31/07/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious

Bernie Comaskey - 25/07/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Not being dealt a good hand...

Bernie Comaskey - 12/06/2024 0

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You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Stop saving the good china …’

Bernie Comaskey - 04/06/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – I feel like the missing groom...

Bernie Comaskey - 30/05/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – The people won’t be fooled …

Bernie Comaskey - 22/05/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Just a few clothes to be...

Bernie Comaskey - 18/05/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Giving it half a twist too...

Bernie Comaskey - 07/05/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Remember the ‘Dodo Tree …’

Bernie Comaskey - 29/04/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘While I think of it …’

Bernie Comaskey - 23/04/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – I have found a whole new...

Bernie Comaskey - 09/04/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Is this proposed law driving a...

Bernie Comaskey - 03/04/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘When God made them, he matched...

Bernie Comaskey - 26/03/2024 0

You can’t be Serious – Have we lost our ability to...

Bernie Comaskey - 20/03/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘The apple doesn’t fall too far...

Bernie Comaskey - 13/03/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Take time to think and you’ll...

Bernie Comaskey - 06/03/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Count me out this time

Bernie Comaskey - 29/02/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Trying to keep it clean …

Bernie Comaskey - 20/02/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Tis justa bitta sport’?

Bernie Comaskey - 13/02/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious ‘Let them at it’, says God

Bernie Comaskey - 06/02/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Living through old age is a...

Bernie Comaskey - 23/01/2024 0

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