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You Can't be Serious

“You Can’t be Serious” is a series of short stories written by Bernie Comaskey.

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We all have them in our head; short sayings or words of wisdom covering the situation in which we or the person we are talking to finds ourselves in

You Can’t Be Serious – Useful old (and not so old) popular sayings.

Bernie Comaskey - 07/03/2025

I am not an honest man: Let us get that fact straight out in the open – before we start taking a look at you!

You Can’t Be Serious – I am not an honest man!

More than half the cars sold in Ireland today are too big for the minimum permitted parking spaces and even if successfully navigated into a standard parking space, it is virtually impossible to open doors without hitting the car in the next space.

You Can’t Be Serious – Big cars are a total waste of space and money.

Storm Eowyn created the worst storm havoc of all time across our country.

My Daddy’s part in the Rural Electrification of Ireland!

‘What’s that you just called me …?’

‘What’s that you just called me …?’

Put down that phone …

Bernie Comaskey - 10/11/2022 0

Drilling, filling and billing – and no killing!

Bernie Comaskey - 04/11/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious – A newspaper is a circulating library …

Bernie Comaskey - 30/10/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious - [Dis]cushions concerning a crowded couch …

You Can’t Be Serious – [Dis]cushions concerning a crowded couch …

Bernie Comaskey - 21/10/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious. Now why didn’t I think of that mistake…!

Bernie Comaskey - 14/10/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious - ‘The best little country in the world …’

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘The best little country in the world...

Bernie Comaskey - 05/10/2022 0

Disappearing cashpoints NEW

You can’t be Serious – The card is the new king …

Bernie Comaskey - 29/09/2022 0

When Tinkers were time-honoured.

You Can’t Be Serious – When Tinkers were time-honoured.

Bernie Comaskey - 23/09/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious - Should coloured weather warnings be black-carded?

You Can’t Be Serious – Should coloured weather warnings be black-carded?

Staff Reporter - 18/09/2022 0

‘Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face …’

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Don’t cut off your nose to spite...

Bernie Comaskey - 09/09/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious - Bangers and cash beats boastful and flash. …

You Can’t Be Serious – Bangers and cash beats boastful and flash....

Bernie Comaskey - 01/09/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious - It’s a long, long way from Clare to Mar A Lago

You Can’t Be Serious – It’s a long, long way from Clare...

Bernie Comaskey - 24/08/2022 0

‘On the one hand, and then on the other hand …’

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘On the one hand, and then...

Bernie Comaskey - 18/08/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious – McCarthyism is not the final solution …

Bernie Comaskey - 13/08/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious - ‘Complainer’s Corner …’

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Complainer’s Corner …’

Bernie Comaskey - 05/08/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Don’t always take the short cut …

Bernie Comaskey - 29/07/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious - Ray and Luke have soared above the heights of Sport.

You Can’t Be Serious – Ray and Luke have soared above the...

Bernie Comaskey - 23/07/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious – The Lads get Organised …

Bernie Comaskey - 15/07/2022 0

Is Ireland being strangled by Rules and Regulations?

You Can’t Be Serious – Is Ireland being strangled by Rules and...

Bernie Comaskey - 06/07/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious - The Home-alone Husband …

You Can’t Be Serious – The Home-alone Husband …

Bernie Comaskey - 30/06/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Come on The Lakers …!’

Bernie Comaskey - 23/06/2022 0

Customer service desk

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Everything counts …’

Bernie Comaskey - 16/06/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious - ‘Too sweet to be wholesome …’

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Too sweet to be wholesome …’

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You Can’t Be Serious – Maybe it isn’t “better to travel than...

Bernie Comaskey - 05/06/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious - The Heart of the Matter …

You Can’t Be Serious – The Heart of the Matter …

Bernie Comaskey - 27/05/2022 0

For the record, Nigel certainly looked the part last week and his suit did him justice too!

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘The Wedding …’

Bernie Comaskey - 20/05/2022 0

Life is just one big Haka!

You Can’t Be Serious – Life is just one big Haka!

Bernie Comaskey - 14/05/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious - Let’s hear it for the Humble Hen …!

You Can’t Be Serious – Let’s hear it for the Humble Hen...

Bernie Comaskey - 05/05/2022 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Curtail your [UN]Social Media …

Bernie Comaskey - 01/05/2022 0

If there’s no Hell, there’s no Justice …

You Can’t Be Serious – If there’s no Hell, there’s no Justice...

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