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You Can't be Serious

“You Can’t be Serious” is a series of short stories written by Bernie Comaskey.

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‘You never miss the water till the well runs dry…’

You Can’t Be Serious

Bernie Comaskey - 25/04/2025

The greatest example of a profession attracting candidates totally ill-equipped for the job is that of a referee – and I include all sporting pursuits here.

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘If God meant him to be a referee, he wouldn’t be wearing glasses!’

Maybe you are the ‘other half’ to the other half?

Maybe you are the ‘other half’ to the other half?

“Try turning me off and then back on again … it works for everything else!”

You Can’t Be Serious

You Can’t Be Serious

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘When God made them, he matched...

Bernie Comaskey - 26/03/2024 0

You can’t be Serious – Have we lost our ability to...

Bernie Comaskey - 20/03/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘The apple doesn’t fall too far...

Bernie Comaskey - 13/03/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Take time to think and you’ll...

Bernie Comaskey - 06/03/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Count me out this time

Bernie Comaskey - 29/02/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Trying to keep it clean …

Bernie Comaskey - 20/02/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Tis justa bitta sport’?

Bernie Comaskey - 13/02/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious ‘Let them at it’, says God

Bernie Comaskey - 06/02/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Living through old age is a...

Bernie Comaskey - 23/01/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Better still to be born lucky...

Bernie Comaskey - 16/01/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – The passengers on the team

Bernie Comaskey - 04/01/2024 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘You are just a number!’

Bernie Comaskey - 21/12/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – The Christmas ‘Gamble’…

Bernie Comaskey - 13/12/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Give me a dog’s life …

Staff Reporter - 10/12/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – So, what is your favourite body...

Bernie Comaskey - 23/11/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious ‘A kiss is still a kiss’. (sort...

Staff Reporter - 09/11/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘The law is an ass …’

Bernie Comaskey - 02/11/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Is science finally ‘fu**ed’ this time?

Bernie Comaskey - 27/10/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Do you take a good photo?’

Bernie Comaskey - 19/10/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – The end of my long-term love...

Staff Reporter - 12/10/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Give us this day our daily...

Bernie Comaskey - 05/10/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘It’s my siesta – and I’ll...

Bernie Comaskey - 28/09/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Hiking for Hospice …

Bernie Comaskey - 22/09/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – First respect should not ‘have to...

Bernie Comaskey - 14/09/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Six into five won’t go …!

Bernie Comaskey - 06/09/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – The Irish version of ‘the great...

Bernie Comaskey - 31/08/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – The last ‘nest-box!’

Bernie Comaskey - 24/08/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – The rabbit is my current role...

Bernie Comaskey - 17/08/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – Loneliness is a state of mind

Bernie Comaskey - 15/08/2023 0

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘She has a nose for these...

Bernie Comaskey - 03/08/2023 0

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