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“You can’t be serious” is a column written by Bernie Comaskey.

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Maybe you are the ‘other half’ to the other half?

Maybe you are the ‘other half’ to the other half?

Bernie Comaskey - 11/04/2025

“Try turning me off and then back on again … it works for everything else!”

You Can’t Be Serious

You Can’t Be Serious

The comics would be clearly identifiable when postman, Joe Masterson, stopped at our gate.

You Can’t Be Serious

I read in a newspaper last week that retail businesses cannot hold staff due to the level of customer abuse from ‘entitled’ members of the public.

You Can’t Be Serious – No, the Customer is NOT always right!

You Can’t Be Serious ‘Let them at it’, says God

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You Can’t Be Serious – Living through old age is a...

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You Can’t Be Serious – Better still to be born lucky...

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You Can’t Be Serious – The passengers on the team

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You Can’t Be Serious – ‘You are just a number!’

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You Can’t Be Serious – The Christmas ‘Gamble’…

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You Can’t Be Serious – Give me a dog’s life …

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You Can’t Be Serious – So, what is your favourite body...

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You Can’t Be Serious ‘A kiss is still a kiss’. (sort...

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You Can’t Be Serious – ‘The law is an ass …’

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You Can’t Be Serious – Is science finally ‘fu**ed’ this time?

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You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Do you take a good photo?’

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You Can’t Be Serious – The end of my long-term love...

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You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Give us this day our daily...

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You Can’t Be Serious – ‘It’s my siesta – and I’ll...

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You Can’t Be Serious – Hiking for Hospice …

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You Can’t Be Serious – First respect should not ‘have to...

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You Can’t Be Serious – Six into five won’t go …!

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You Can’t Be Serious – The Irish version of ‘the great...

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You Can’t Be Serious – The last ‘nest-box!’

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You Can’t Be Serious – The rabbit is my current role...

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You Can’t Be Serious – Loneliness is a state of mind

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You Can’t Be Serious – ‘She has a nose for these...

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You Can’t Be Serious – The difference between rules and regulations

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You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Which of you said that …?’

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You Can’t Be Serious – In praise of multiple women!

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You Can’t Be Serious – ‘You are what you eat …’

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You Can’t Be Serious – ‘You still have a great head...

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You Can’t Be Serious – The life you save could be...

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You Can’t Be Serious – Be careful how you say it...

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