David Aitken

Words All in a Jumble

Some of us can develop vaccines, others can unscramble anagrams.  I can't develop vaccines. When my beloved schoolteacher Mrs McInnes explained that an anagram was...

No Man is an Island — Or Not Yet…

We each carry a whole world inside our head, apparently, which sounds like it might give you a sore neck, but I don't think...

We Could Go On Shopping Forever

You would think being dead might severely limit a person's shopping habits.  As well as most of their other vital functions.  But no.  Or...

Avoid Dustpans if You Can

I find myself scouring the skies lately with my powerful contact lenses.  I've begun behaving like an escaped jailbird with the law in pursuit. ...

Looking for Cheap Romance?

Searching online for something to read during lockdown, I noticed that Romance was on sale, for as little as £1 in some cases.  If...

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